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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

Oxymoron: We are not anticipating any emergencies

Oxymoron: Act natural

11-11-11 @ 11:11am

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy

Happy Monday! This weekend was awesome!!! Feeling very blessed :D

Happy November

Oh My!!! I had a great weekend with my baby girl. Well she is not a baby anymore at 15 years old BUT still we had so much fun. I feel so truly blessed to have her in my life. She definately makes me a better person. So I just want to take this time to say Thank you, Heavenly Father for giving my such an amazing gift. I promise I will cherish it and take care of it with my life.

He is Good All The Time :D

When was the LAST time you did something for the FIRST time? ... :D

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ~~~~> Boop!

Have a great All Saints Day :D