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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

Oxymoron: We are not anticipating any emergencies

Oxymoron: Act natural